1,001 Great Things about Growing Old
by Anonymous

Uplifting and True Testimonials

Here, in a handy hard-covered edition is the book you’ve been waiting for. We’ve gathered it all in one place for your own invaluable reference: everything memorable that your boss has ever said.

(Yes, the pages are blank. Lined, but blank.)

This is the perfect gift for anyone having a birthday past the age of, say, 25.

Take notes, take charge, take cover.

Unwritten Classics: The less said, the better!